PUNK AS MUSTARD. LOUD AS HELL 

🌭 Hot Dog Armada: Juicy Facts

1. They’ve never played a show without at least one person in a condiment costume.

2. Their first EP, “Steam-Punked & Grilled,” was recorded in an abandoned snack shack.

3. Michael “Grillkill” once crowd-surfed on an inflatable hot dog across a mosh pit.

4. They toured exclusively by food truck for a year. The band ate nothing but hot dogs and rage.

5. Jordan “Snaps” has a tattoo of a burning hot dog with the words “Meat or Die.”

6. No two shows are the same: setlists are chosen by spinning a custom-made wheel of meats.

7. They’ve feuded with a ska band called “The Bunrunners” since 2019.

❓ Questionable Questions (for interviews or fan engagement)

1. If you had to fight for your life armed only with condiments, what do you choose and why?

2. Which member would survive longest in a post-apocalyptic hot dog desert?

3. Is a hot dog a sandwich, a rebellion, or a way of life?

4. What's more punk: smashing a guitar or grilling one?

5. Who writes the lyrics—and are they secretly coded recipes?

6. If you could only play one show ever again, would it be at Madison Square Garden… or a 3 a.m. gas station parking lot?

7. What’s your official stance on ketchup? (Be honest, lives are at stake.)